Well, somehow, we made it through last week and Sean never removed his shirt. Sadly, there was goat milking as well. Good riddance, Montana. Hello, St. Croix and more Shirtlessness…. Continue reading
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Well, we’ve seen him in the shower, working out, sauntering on the beach and now, in the closet. Hmmmm. I’m beginning to see a pattern here. I wonder if maybe we are focusing on the wrong gender? ABC? Are you sending us subliminal messages that this fine, young, upstanding, sexy-chested-shirtless man might be gay? I mean, he was rather willing to take kissing tips from Arie, so who knows? Continue reading
Woohoo, it’s Shirtless Sean time! Seriously, is he contractually obligated to a certain amount of time on the show to be shirtless?
Mr. Overpaid visits the ladies and earns his paycheck by advising them to “Use their time with Sean wisely.” Well done. Cha-CHING! Continue reading
Sorry for the late posting gang. Inclement weather in Arkansas shut us down, so I wasn’t able to finish watching and writing til today!
Sean may be one of the most boring Bachelors in the history of the show, but who cares as long as he never wears a shirt.
And that’s how we start episode 2…a shirtless Sean exercising his
mind arms and legs. Then we follow him into the shower…seriously. Not that I’m complaining…
We’re baaaack. And so is the crazy! This episode was 84 minutes and 22 seconds of wow. (And by “wow”, I mean, where do they find these people??) Continue reading
These episodes are now referred to as The Sleeping Pill. There is no way you could stay awake watching them. Continue reading
Here’s the thing about the Men/Women Tell All episodes: They have about 15-20 minutes of moments that are worth watching. The remaining 100 minutes is spent reliving all the best and worst moments of the season. (on camera and off). Continue reading
We arrive in Curacao where we see Emily looking ever so perfect being the king of the world on her own private boat ride. She’s very excited about being in Curacao and can’t believe three of the greatest guys she’s ever met are on their way just to date her. Continue reading
Hello my friends of the internets! This week’s recap is late because I have been without the internets since Sunday! WHAT? How have I survived? I’m not gonna lie, it was tough. But the wine helped.
So this week Emily visits with the final four and meets their families. Sometimes the family meetings are fun, and sometimes…eh.