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Orphan Black 2×10 – By Means Which Have Never Yet Been Tried

 

A shot from DYAD's Christmas Card next year: Merry Clone-mas!

A shot from DYAD’s Christmas Card next year: Merry Clone-mas!

Previously: Alison and Donnie bury Leekie in their garage. Donnie finds his balls and becomes a man, leading to the hottest sex he and Alison have ever had. Good for them! Gracie gets implanted with Helena and Henrik’s babies which does not please her. Helena realizes she doesn’t want any part of the Creepy Cult Farm. Henrik tries to stop Ginger Gracie and Helena from leaving the cult because he is the WORST. Cowboy Mark proves his love for Ginger Gracie and helps her escape while Helena performs her fave choke hold on Henrik. Then Helena gleefully tortures Henrik with the implanting devices they used on her. IRONY. She burns the place to the ground. Oh, and Sarah lets Kira give her bone marrow to save Cosima but Kira gets kidnapped AGAIN. Seriously?

OKAY YOU GUYS. This has been a late recap. I’m terribly sorry. Between work and a death in the family it’s been a struggle to fit the time in but enough about that boring stuff cause whoa Nellie this was a big episode. Let’s get started, suckers!

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Orphan Black 2×09 – Things Which Have Never Yet Been Done

 

Don't mess with Donnie Hendricks, bitch.

Don’t mess with Donnie Hendrix, bitch.

Previously: NO.

This week’s episode was a mix of awesome and a little boring. I feel that Sarah and Cosima’s storyline has really stalled while Alison and Helena’s are always interesting. Of course this is just my personal opinion but since you’re here reading this you’re just gonna have to listen to what I say now aren’t you? SUCKER.

It’s a shame that the show has floundered on it’s last two episodes of the season. They do have the season ender next week to redeem themselves, but will they be able to? It was a strange time to change the pacing, that’s for sure.

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Orphan Black 2×08 – Variable and Full of Perturbation

Hi, I'm the new clone. I should be interesting but I kinda come across as gimmicky. I make Josie cry. We need more Helena.

Hi, I’m the new clone. I should be interesting but I kinda come across as gimmicky. I make Josie cry. We need more Helena.

Previously: Alison, Felix and Sarah stopped Vic from spilling the beans about Alison’s involvement with Aynesley’s death. Cosima finds out that the mysterious DNA match is actually Kira. Donnie had no idea he was a monitor and that Alison is a clone. I KNEW IT. Hot Paul glowered a lot. Rachel found out her father is still alive and that Leekie killed her mother and gets Leekie fired/gets a hit on him but still has daughterly love and lets him go. Donnie finds Leekie on the street and demands to talk to him in the car. Ooops, he accidently shot Leekie in the head. Byeeeee Max Headroom.

So guys. Guys. This recap was a tough one for me. Tough cause I HATED this episode. I’m keeping it short and sweet and to the point. So let’s get started, shall we?

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Orphan Black 2×05 – Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est

Helena + Sarah = Twinning!

Helena + Sarah = Twinning!

Oh hey there suckers! I hope you’re all enjoying the recaps. I don’t know how this show manages to kill it ever week but they do. Did you all catch Tatiana’s spot in the SNL Digital Short on Saturday? I squealed.

FYI: Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est means ‘knowledge itself is power’. So this episode is all about power. Who has it. Who wants it. First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Previously: Gracie tries to smother Helena. Not with love, but with a pillow. Helena remembers some really awful stuff happening to her and her uterus and escapes the Creepy Cult Farm. Art sees her run by him but doesn’t give chase. He does slow down the posse that comes after her so there’s that. Alison wakes up in rehab. Donnie has a lawyer. Cal and Sarah take Kira on the road in Cal’s secret camper. Cosima and Delphine do an autopsy on a deceased clone, Jennifer, who had the same mystery illness that Cosima has. Mrs. S. is into public sex. Sarah snoops in Stone Cold Bitch Rachel’s apartment but then Daniel shows up and starts torturing her and then Helena shows up and is all, “Bitches say what?” and Daniel is like, “What?….gurgle…” ::dies:: and Sarah is like, “!!!!!!!!!!!” and Helena is all, “Those asshole Prolethians took my lady eggs” and then they hug. Henrik has managed to medically fertilize one of Helena’s eggs and it’s busily splitting in two.

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Orphan Black 2×04 – Governed as It Were by Chance

Clone terror is the worst terror of them all

Clone terror is the worst terror of them all

Previously: Alison’s opening night involved a lot of drinking, pill popping and falling off the stage. Bravo! Cosima does research on the dead clone Jennifer. Daniel shows up at the Cabin of Lies and breaks up the love fest by grabbing Kira since Sarah and Cal have taken a page from The Book of Parenting, by Lori Grimes. Where’s Carl? Carl? Anyone seen Carl? Now just sub Kira’s name for Carl. Sarah plays smash up derby with Daniel’s car. Suck it, Daniel!

You. Guys. ZOMG. This episode…I mean…it just..*dies*
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Orphan Black 2×03 – Mingling Its Own Nature With It

OMFG YES I NEED THIS LIKE A FAT KID NEEDS CAKE

OMFG YES I NEED THIS LIKE A FAT KID NEEDS CAKE

Previously: Alison realizes her monitor was sneaky Donnie all along and takes up drinking again, but this time in tiny bottles. The play ‘Blood Ties’ (a real play, btw!) is opening soon! Cosima starts her clone research at DYAD and meets Rachel, who is and always will be a stone cold bitch. I love it. Art helps Sarah, who is promptly kidnapped. But no worries, it’s Mrs. S’s people and they take her to Kira. Mrs. S is lying about not knowing anything about Project Leda. Her people betray them to the Proletarians and are promptly gunned down by Mrs. S. Byeee! Sarah and Kira escape in an old truck and take off to lay low with Felix for a while. Mark the Creepy Cowboy sneaks Helena out of the hospital to recover with him and the Proletarians at their creepy cult farm. Tomas doesn’t see Helena for the mirror twin miracle that she is and still hates her so the Proletarians shoot him. Byeee!

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Orphan Black – 2×02 – Governed by Sound Reason and True Religion

I need to see this play, starring Alison Hendrix

I need to see this play, starring Alison Hendrix

Previously: Felix’s ass. That’s all you need to know.

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Orphan Black – 2×01 – Nature Under Constraint and Vexed

Skyping clone-style

Skyping, clone-style. But seriously, the effects team rocks.

Previously: Sarah comes to town and sees so many twins but they aren’t twins they’re clones! She meets Alison! And Cosima! And Helena! Hot Paul is hot! Alison hates Big Boob Blowies and Donnie! Goodbye creepy Olivier! Kira noooooooo! Felix wears something gay! We meet another clone named Rachel Duncan and Art is kinds figuring stuff out but he’s a terrible detective so not really and Alison lets Aynesley choke to death right in front of her and Cosima is sick and Dr. Leekie is a liar and Donnie is a liar and the DYAD Institute owes the clones and Sarah shoots Helena and someone took Kiraaaaaa and and and! Whew, what a season.

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Orphan Black 1.10 – Endless Forms Most Beautiful

Cosima is sad because this is the last episode

Cosima is sad because this is the last episode

Previously on Orphan Black: Kira was hit by a car, like, totally badly, but don’t worry, she’s fine. I’m pretty sure there was something in her stomach but the doctors didn’t say boo about it. Helena got locked in a cage by horrible Thomas and Sarah rescued her. Helena tried to kill Thomas for being evil. Alison walked into an intervention. Felix helped her stand up to them all. Cosima found out Delphine is a big fat liar and dumps her. Art finally figures everything out. Kinda.

It’s the season finale, guys! And what a finale! I can’t take all the heartbreak this episode dished out. I am officaly heartbroken. Sigh. Well…here’s the recap…please enjoy it. I’ll just be over there, in the corner, weeping silently but beautifully. Yes, beautifully.

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Orphan Black 1.09 – Unconscious Selection

 

So much lens flare. Someone went to see Star Trek!

So much lens flare. Someone went to see Star Trek!

 

Previously on Orphan Black: Art and his new partner Angela close in on Sarah. Alison got tired of Aynesley and her meddling Monitor ways so she revenge-banged Aynesley’s easy husband Chad. Alison and Aynesley fought in the street, like that old video game, Pacman. Ok, Street Fighter. I went all Mortal Comabat mode while they fought and kept screaming, “FINISH HER!” Alison got drunk and adorably showed up at Felix’s. Sarah took Alison to Mrs. S. and told her everything. Dr. Leekie sent Olivier his regards, which means Olivier is dead. Bye, Creepy! Cosima made sweet, sweet love to Delphine. To repay her for the incredible sex Delphine snooped in Cosima’s Clone File and told Dr. Leekie everything Cosima knows….except for the fact that Kira exists. See? Lesbian sex works every time. Helena found a sweet letter that Kira wrote to Sarah and used it to find Mrs. S’s house and got Kira to come outside. They walked and bonded. Kira touched Helena’s poor, achingly-lonely heart so she let Kira go instead of bringing her to Thomas for torture fun. Kira crossed the street without looking both ways first and was promptly ran the eff over. WE ALL SCREAMED. NOOOOOOOO KIRA NOOOO!

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