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Orange is the New Black 2.3 – Hugs Can Be Deceiving

suzanne, my love, you deserve so much better than all this

suzanne, my love, you deserve so much better than all this

Morello is showing a new crop of prisoners into Litchfield, giving them basically the same spiel Piper got in the premiere episode. Big Boo zeroes in on one young woman: “Ooooh, they must’ve locked you up for your own good! Hey, don’t be afraid, little girl. Daddy can protect you from the criminal element.” Boo, you are a creep. Morello tells her to “keep it in her pants” and leads her ducklings onward. After they clear the hallway, Piper strides in in slo-mo, clutching her new blankets and looking around to the vaguely menacing music playing in the background. Looks like the girl’s got a reputation these days, and the round of gasps she elicits proves it.

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Orange is the New Black 2.2 – Looks Blue, Tastes Red

aawww, i would adopt you baby taystee. but maybe not because you're probably smarter than me and that would cause problems

aawww, i would adopt you baby taystee. but maybe not, because you’re probably smarter than me and that would cause problems

No! Do not think small! We are dressing ourselves for the career that we want. You have to put it into the universe. Dress for Success.

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Orange is the New Black 2.1 – Thirsty Bird

it's gonna be a plot-y one, kids

it’s gonna be a plot-y one, kids

“Hello passengers, we’d like to thank you for flying with us today. We know you have a choice in your air travel…kidding. You have no choice at all because you’re prisoners. Our prisoners. Anyhoo, please note the exit rows located in the middle of the plane. In the case of a water landing we strongly suggest you do not try and swim to freedom. Remember, it’s winter, and hypothermia hurts. Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device. Please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened. If the oxygen masks come down, just push them back into the panel above your seat, we’re having some issues with those. Sit back, relax, and enjoy our in-flight entertainment, which is staring off into space.”

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Orange is the New Black 1.6-1.13

screenshots for the season 2 recaps!

screenshots for the season 2 recaps!

HELLO LOYAL READERS. All four of you. Since I’ve laid out most of the important characters, storylines, and themes in my previous two posts, I figured I’d just take the casual route with this last Season 1 post. We’ll just check in with the major characters, what they’re up to, and maybe drop a little minimalist analysis. Think of this as a cheat-sheet – something to come back to as a reference if you get confused while bingeing the second season. Cool? Cool. Continue reading

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Orange is the New Black 1.2-1.5

screenshots for the season 2 recaps!

dont hate me

“There is no chicken. There never was any chicken. The chicken is an urban myth. A grand illusion. Something to give your life meaning, but which in fact is not there. We will make a poster.”

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Orange is the New Black 1.1 — I Wasn’t Ready

i promise i'll get better about pictures, guys.

i promise i’ll get better about pictures, guys.

“Other people aren’t the scariest part of prison…It’s coming face-to-face with who you really are. Because once you’re behind these walls there’s nowhere to run, even if you could run. The truth catches up with you in here…and it’s the truth that’s going to make you her bitch.”

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