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Orphan Black 2×04 – Governed as It Were by Chance

Clone terror is the worst terror of them all

Clone terror is the worst terror of them all

Previously: Alison’s opening night involved a lot of drinking, pill popping and falling off the stage. Bravo! Cosima does research on the dead clone Jennifer. Daniel shows up at the Cabin of Lies and breaks up the love fest by grabbing Kira since Sarah and Cal have taken a page from The Book of Parenting, by Lori Grimes. Where’s Carl? Carl? Anyone seen Carl? Now just sub Kira’s name for Carl. Sarah plays smash up derby with Daniel’s car. Suck it, Daniel!

You. Guys. ZOMG. This episode…I mean…it just..*dies*
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Orphan Black 2×03 – Mingling Its Own Nature With It

OMFG YES I NEED THIS LIKE A FAT KID NEEDS CAKE

OMFG YES I NEED THIS LIKE A FAT KID NEEDS CAKE

Previously: Alison realizes her monitor was sneaky Donnie all along and takes up drinking again, but this time in tiny bottles. The play ‘Blood Ties’ (a real play, btw!) is opening soon! Cosima starts her clone research at DYAD and meets Rachel, who is and always will be a stone cold bitch. I love it. Art helps Sarah, who is promptly kidnapped. But no worries, it’s Mrs. S’s people and they take her to Kira. Mrs. S is lying about not knowing anything about Project Leda. Her people betray them to the Proletarians and are promptly gunned down by Mrs. S. Byeee! Sarah and Kira escape in an old truck and take off to lay low with Felix for a while. Mark the Creepy Cowboy sneaks Helena out of the hospital to recover with him and the Proletarians at their creepy cult farm. Tomas doesn’t see Helena for the mirror twin miracle that she is and still hates her so the Proletarians shoot him. Byeee!

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Orphan Black – 2×02 – Governed by Sound Reason and True Religion

I need to see this play, starring Alison Hendrix

I need to see this play, starring Alison Hendrix

Previously: Felix’s ass. That’s all you need to know.

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Orphan Black – 2×01 – Nature Under Constraint and Vexed

Skyping clone-style

Skyping, clone-style. But seriously, the effects team rocks.

Previously: Sarah comes to town and sees so many twins but they aren’t twins they’re clones! She meets Alison! And Cosima! And Helena! Hot Paul is hot! Alison hates Big Boob Blowies and Donnie! Goodbye creepy Olivier! Kira noooooooo! Felix wears something gay! We meet another clone named Rachel Duncan and Art is kinds figuring stuff out but he’s a terrible detective so not really and Alison lets Aynesley choke to death right in front of her and Cosima is sick and Dr. Leekie is a liar and Donnie is a liar and the DYAD Institute owes the clones and Sarah shoots Helena and someone took Kiraaaaaa and and and! Whew, what a season.

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Orphan Black 1.10 – Endless Forms Most Beautiful

Cosima is sad because this is the last episode

Cosima is sad because this is the last episode

Previously on Orphan Black: Kira was hit by a car, like, totally badly, but don’t worry, she’s fine. I’m pretty sure there was something in her stomach but the doctors didn’t say boo about it. Helena got locked in a cage by horrible Thomas and Sarah rescued her. Helena tried to kill Thomas for being evil. Alison walked into an intervention. Felix helped her stand up to them all. Cosima found out Delphine is a big fat liar and dumps her. Art finally figures everything out. Kinda.

It’s the season finale, guys! And what a finale! I can’t take all the heartbreak this episode dished out. I am officaly heartbroken. Sigh. Well…here’s the recap…please enjoy it. I’ll just be over there, in the corner, weeping silently but beautifully. Yes, beautifully.

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