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Orphan Black 4.1 – The Collapse of Nature

Season Four, bitches!

Season Four, bitches!

Oh hey there, fellow Clone Clubbers! Welcome to season 4. Did you miss me? Did you think about me? I thought about you. A lot. Actually, I really thought about Hot Paul a lot. Hot Paul and Big Macs. Sorry.

Season 4 opens with an episode entirely devoted to Beth. We get to see the days leading up to her shooting Maggie Chen and walking in front of a train which isn’t recommended for your health. Let’s just say that Beth is as big a disaster as one could imagine.

There’s a new clone in the game, but she’s always been in the game and we never got to see her until now. She’s Mika, also called MK, she has an accent, she may be Icelandic and she loves to wear sheep masks. I get the reference (Dolly, the famous clone sheep) but what I don’t get is how the hell does she see out of that thing? If I was sneaking around and spying on bad guys I’d pick something better than this. But that’s just me.

Anyways, let’s get started, shall we?

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Orphan Black 3×10 – History Yet to Be Written

Cophine 4evah

Cophine 4evah

Previously: LONDONTOWN, Helena took care of business, Delphine took care of business, Donnie took care of business, Gracie took care of business and Mrs. S sang a song.

I’m not sure how I feel about this season ender. There’s good. There’s bad. It felt disjointed, like a lot of scenes but not a flowing episode. That said, I enjoyed most of it and I’m looking forward to seeing what they pull out for season four. Let’s get started, shall we?

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Orphan Black 3×09 – Insolvent Phantom of Tomorrow

 

I want Donnie and Helena to have their own spin-off show. It'll be called, "Baby Ox and the Avenging Angel" I'm still working on the title.

I want Donnie and Helena to have their own spin-off show. It’ll be called: “Baby Ox and the Avenging Angel”
I’m still working on the title.

Previously: Cosima resigned, Scott got fired, Helena and Gracie moved in with the Hendrix’s, Donnie picked a losing fight with stupid hair Jason Kellerman, the new cute clone Krystal got captured and switched for Rachel who escaped DYAD because Rachel schooled them all like a boss.

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Orphan Black 3 x 08 – Ruthless in Purpose, and Insidious in Method

Delphine's Fury Meter is MAXED OUT

Trickiest clone in town right there my friends

Previously:  Helena and Mrs. S. punch and hug it out. Alison’s Mom is the worst but Alison and Donnie still managed to buy the soap shop Bubbles from her. Donnie brings the wrong envelope and almost gets his nose chopped off by the drug lord Pouchy. Cosima pretends to be Alison for a bit. Alison gives a terrific speech for school trustee. Rachel has to learn Agricola as a cover for her translating her Father’s secret code. Cosima doesn’t want to give Delphine her pee.

FUN FACT: I just learned that the titles for the Season 3 episodes are  quotes from the farewell address of Dwight Eisenhower. Season 2 are all quotes from the works of Sir Francis Bacon and Season 1 are quotes from On the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin. The more you know! *rainbow*

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Orphan Black 3×07 – Community of Dreadful Fear and Hate

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Elect Alison! Or this lesbian clone posing as Alison. Whatever.

Previously: I don’t want to talk about it. Screen Shot 2015-06-02 at 4.07.45 PM

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Orphan Black 3×06 – Certain Agony of the Battlefield

I always called you Hot Paul and I always will

I always called you Hot Paul and I always will

PREVIOUSLY: Sarah and Helena join forces to escape but Helena leaves Sarah behind. Sarah has sads to be abandoned by her sestra. Cosima starts dating gorgeous Shay. Bobby makes an appearance! Ginger Gracie finds herself new clothes, gin and juice and a mysterious illness. Hot Paul gets suspicious of Mother and uses his beautiful eyes to look for clues.

Well, if you’ve read my recaps you know how I’m feeling. Let’s just do it I guess.

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Orphan Black 3×05 – Scarred by Many Past Frustrations

5...4...3...2...1...Helena's shackled but they're idiots if they think that'll stop her

5…4…3…2…1 Helena’s shackled but they’re idiots if they think that’ll stop her

Previously: Ginger Gracie lost her baby and was banished from the Prolethians. Alison and Donnie met the drug boss with the worst hair in town. Helena gives up her chance to escape when she mercy kills a tortured male clone. As always, Helena is the best. Sarah finds the original DNA in a baby skeleton and is rewarded by Mark. Or is she?

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Orphan Black 3×04 – Newer Elements of Our Defense

Helena will right the wrongs and wrong the rights and steal your heart and eat some pork chops

Helena will right the wrongs and wrong the rights and steal your heart and eat some pork chops

Previously: Cosima did some brain-removin’, Alison and Donnie started some drug dealing’, Rachel started some speech therapin’, Art did some love confession’, Rudy did some thumb suckin’ and Bonnie did some gun shootin’.

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Orphan Black 3×03 – Formalized, Complex, and Costly

Let's all toast to the deceased moustache

Let’s all toast to the deceased moustache

Previously: Seth’s moustache is mercy killed, Helena ate salad, Pupok wants mangoes, Hot Paul was hot.

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