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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 3.12 – Kim Nose Best

This is an ironic toasting of that bad pun, Bravo.

This is an ironic toasting of that bad pun, Bravo.

Fail, Bravo on the pun. FAIL.  Also, Kim so clearly does NOT nose best, because this whole thing started with her saying she liked her nose, but maybe possibly kinda-sorta Kyle didn’t?  GROSS.  Also in this episode: slut shaming, man shaming, pole dancing and Camille flips her shit. Continue reading

Hoarders 6.12 – Fuzzie & Fredd, Nancy

Just making some music.  Fuzzie (left) and Fredd (right.)

Just making some music. Fuzzie (left) and Fredd (right.)

This is potentially the last episode of Hoarders (as of print, they’ve not been renewed for a seventh season) and as such, I’m going to end this particular recap with some personal thoughts. So that either makes you want to skip to the end or skip the end. 

But first, we end the season with a couple that rivals Randy and his Randy-quinns. (Remember him?) Continue reading

Hoarders 6.11 – Diana, Dolores

A&E, Monday Nights, 9EST

A&E, Monday Nights, 9EST

Thank you for your patience with me regarding this recap’s delay.  My son has been hospitalized for several months, and we were finally able to bring him home last week.  (And since we here at HDJM do this for free, family takes precedence.)

This is penultimate episode of the season. Fingers crossed for a season 7! Continue reading

The Bachelor; Season Sean; Episode 4

Okay boys and girls! Who’s ready to watch Sean hang out in his boxer shorts while he looks for just the right shirt to wear…eventually?
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Well, we’ve seen him in the shower, working out, sauntering on the beach and now, in the closet. Hmmmm. I’m beginning to see a pattern here. I wonder if maybe we are focusing on the wrong gender? ABC? Are you sending us subliminal messages that this fine, young, upstanding, sexy-chested-shirtless man might be gay? I mean, he was rather willing to take kissing tips from Arie, so who knows? Continue reading

Real housewives of Beverly Hills 3.10 – Home Is Where The Art Is

Brandi, you need better friends, seriously.

Brandi, you need better friends, seriously.

Brandi continues to get a beat down (yeesh), the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick is a designer to “A-Listers” (I laughed so hard at her list), and Kim sees dead people.  No wonder she always has that deer in the headlight’s stare!

And I don’t think anything makes me happier about this show than when a psychic is brought on.  Clearly I need to ditch the writing gig and start pointing out portals and ghost children to bored, wealthy California ladies. Continue reading

The Bachelor; Season Sean; Episode 3

Woohoo, it’s Shirtless Sean time! Seriously, is he contractually obligated to a certain amount of time on the show to be shirtless?

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Mr. Overpaid visits the ladies and earns his paycheck by advising them to “Use their time with Sean wisely.” Well done. Cha-CHING! Continue reading

Hoarders 6.10 – Marlene, Jeff

A&E, Monday Nights, 9EST

A&E, Monday Nights, 9EST

“It’s an emotional thing when you try to fill yourself up [with things], and then you get filled up for a little while, and then you’re empty and you go back out to fill yourself back up.” Marlene, one of our hoarders, sums up the whole problem perfectly.  And always remember: for these people it’s a hoard, but it could have easily been drugs, alcohol or food.

We should be treating all of them the same: as fellow humans with a mental illness. Continue reading

The Bachelor, Season Sean, Episode 2

Sorry for the late posting gang. Inclement weather in Arkansas shut us down, so I wasn’t able to finish watching and writing til today!

Sean may be one of the most boring Bachelors in the history of the show, but who cares as long as he never wears a shirt.

And that’s how we start episode 2…a shirtless Sean exercising his mind arms and legs. Then we follow him into the shower…seriously. Not that I’m complaining…
Sean-Lowe-Shirtless-Shower Continue reading

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 3.9 – Moroccan Madness

This poor girl. The producers just have it out for her.

This poor girl. The producers just have it out for her.

Remember how last week the producers forced Brandi to have a drinks with one of her ex-husband’s mistresses in order to lead in Lisa’s new show?  I now believe the producers have it out for Brandi, because DAMN.  This horse they’re beating is just about dead, and there’s no sign of stopping. Continue reading

The Bachelor; Season Sean; Ep. 1

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We’re baaaack. And so is the crazy! This episode was  84 minutes and 22 seconds of wow. (And by “wow”, I mean, where do they find these people??) Continue reading