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Teen Wolf – 2.12 – Master Plan

Jackson’s body, oozing Kanima venom, is loaded into the back of an ambulance in a body bag. Melissa McCall insists upon riding along with them to the hospital, claiming that she’ll have to give a statement anyway. The EMT is pretty unenthusiastic about this plan, so Melissa gives her no time to argue.

gloop gloop

gloop gloop

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Teen Wolf – 2.11 – Battlefield

Stiles is sitting with Ms Morrell in the guidance office, fiddling with the strings of his lacrosse stick and rambling quietly about Matt’s death and death by drowning in general. This entire scene is basically just gratuitous porn of Stiles’ face.

I WANT TO KISS YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE

I WANT TO KISS YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE

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Teen Wolf – 2.10 – Fury

FLASHBACK! Jackson and Matt are having their scene on Jackson’s front steps again where Matt hands over the video camera so Jackson can “document his history”. But instead of driving away as we’d assumed, Matt has actually hooked the camera up to his phone and is monitoring Jackson’s weird foray into personal programming. Matt, we need to have a talk about how creepy you are. I am just saying.

creepin'

creepin’

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Teen Wolf – 2.09 – Party Guessed

Lydia is in the shower when she gets a strange feeling that something or someone is in the bathroom with her, lurking creepily. She turns off the water and very slowly and carefully pulls back the shower curtain. What she sees is rather surprising.

o hai

o hai

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Teen Wolf – 2.08 – Raving

Jackson is sitting in class when he receives a text message. He goes out to his car and checks the message one more time before driving off to an abandoned-looking warehouse. Jackson climbs the stairs in a weird daze and sees a long line of people waiting to buy something. Ahead of him in line is Matt, who looks pretty nervous about seeing him, since the last time they were together, Matt ended up unconscious in the trashed library. Jackson stares creepily at Matt until Matt lets him cut in front of him in line.

 

creepin'

creepin’

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Teen Wolf – 2.07 – Restraint

It’s the middle of the night in the Beacon Hills Wilderness Preserve, and a couple is arguing viciously inside their shitty trailer. Husband insists it’s not that bad, they’re only there for a few weeks and no one can technically call them trailer trash; wife disagrees and says it’s worse, because they’re too poor to afford to be in an actual trailer park.

She’s got a point, broseph.

what could possibly go wrong out here in the woods?

what could possibly go wrong out here in the woods?

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Teen Wolf – 2.06 – Frenemy

Jackson’s late night foray into personal video is playing scratchily. Eventually we see him sit up and stare at the camera with weird glowing eyes and twitches weirdly. There’s still a lot of stuttery damage to the video file, so all we see are random flashes of Jackson turning into the Kanima, with lots of fuzz and snow.

not your best work, jackson

not your best work, jackson

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Teen Wolf – 2.05 – Venomous

Jackson and Danny are all hot and sweaty together in the boy’s locker room, but despite the fact that this is pretty much the opening to every single porn ever, they’re just lifting weights.

Alas.

the most heterosexual image ever

the most heterosexual image ever

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Teen Wolf – 2.04 – Abomination

Chris Argent is driving in convoy with a couple of his hunter buddies towards Dr Deaton’s office, where Deaton is still cleaning out Scott’s wounds. Deaton tells him that the wounds won’t heal as fast as usual because they were inflicted by an Alpha, and despite the need for a quick escape, Scott is full of questions that Deaton doesn’t really have time to answer right now. Suffice to say that Deaton knows about werewolves and can help Scott out with stuff. But whatever killed Bennett outside the Hale house is something different, something unfamiliar, and while Deaton doesn’t know what it is, he’s sure the Argents will, since they keep detailed records of all the things they’ve discovered. Wait, what?

there is no face more precious than scott mccall’s confused puppy face

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Teen Wolf – 2.03 – Ice Pick

Allison pulls into a quiet gas station in the evening and starts filling up her car. On the other side of the pump island, a cute guy walks out of the shop and gets on his motorbike. He shoots a flirty little smile at Allison before driving away. As soon as he’s gone, all the lights in the gas station go off, and Allison fumbles with the pump nervously in a hurry to get going.

Unfortunately, she seems to have misplaced her keys. She gets out of the car to look for them and immediately has a super creepy sensation of unease. Allison definitely gets a high five for for her “I Sense Something Creepy” skills, because in the very next moment, someone throws a bag over her head and drags her away screaming.

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

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