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The Walking Dead 3.16 – Welcome to the Tombs

I'm still shipping this pretty damn hard.

I’m still shipping this pretty damn hard.

Well.  That one thing I won’t put outside a cut was certainly shocking.  Totally didn’t see that coming. Also, Dear AMC: I would like 22 full one hour episodes of this show instead of only 16.  You got the coin, come on.  Pony up. Love, Me.

And I am kissing my fingers at the delicious evil that is The Governor. What a fantastic character to squirm over all season.
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Walking Dead 3.15 – This Sorrowful Life

“I don’t know why I do the things I do. Never did.  I’m a damn mystery to myself.” – Merle Dixon

This is the only nice moment in the whole show. Look at how pretty they both are, aww.

This is the only nice moment in the whole show. Look at how pretty they both are, aww.

Tonight’s episode has everyone getting down to their ultimate core, to who they truly are inside.  It’s not always pretty, but DAMN does it make for fine television.  If you’ve not watched this episode, you’re going to want to fix that before reading this.  Trust me, it’s an episode you do NOT want to be spoiled on – I’ll still be here when you’re done. Continue reading

Walking Dead 3.14 – Prey

I'm going to show her my O-face.

I’m going to show her my O-face.

Well, well, well, looks like someone learned how not to go Full Andrea.  Just when it’s too late.  Also, I would like to give her props for one of the best uses of a door in zombie apocalypse history.   Warning: this episode was dark and there were several overtures made regarding sexual abuse towards women, for those of you who need to know that going in.  Like, dark. Continue reading

The Walking Dead 3.13 – Arrow In The Doorpost

In the left corner a two-time losing champion who sees dead people, Sheriff Rick Grimes.  And in the right, a one-eyed schmuck with heads and a dead daughter, The Governor!

In the left corner, a man with a dead wife, a baby that might not be his, and  he sees dead people, Sheriff Rick Grimes. And in the right, a one-eyed schmuck with heads in fish tanks, torture chambers and a dead daughter, The Governor!

This week: Andrea arranges a playdate between Rick and the Gov and it goes as well as you’d expect.  The big question to ask: will Rick pull a Han to the Gov’s Greedo?  Continue reading

The Walking Dead 3.12 – Clear

We’re all in agreement that this was an outstanding episode, right?  The full circle? The parallels between all the families, choices people have made, and how one bad decision can completely change your outcome?

And seriously, this has to be the stinkiest car ride in road tripping history.

And seriously, this has to be the stinkiest car ride in road tripping history.

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The Walking Dead 3.11 – I Ain’t A Judas

Something brain-dead this way comes.

Something brain-dead this way comes.

Hey, is tonight the night when we all finally stop hating Andrea? Is this the episode where she stops going full Andrea? SPOILER ALERT: Nope. I have never wished to stone-stomp a living being as much as I did after watching this damn show. [Not really. I ain't American History X up in here.]

And wowee, was this a gory episode in places! MY FAVE. Let’s break this shizz down, folks!  Continue reading

The Walking Dead 3.10 – Home

Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Sorry, Venkman, I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
(Get it? Because Ray [Rick] has gone bye bye.)

Boy, this season is not disappointing me in the slightest.  In this episode: Rick takes a trip from E Block over to Section 8, Andrea continues to be a Mad Libs of everything women should quit doing, Carol continues to become everything right with women, and I still love Daryl Dixon.

And the funniest thing said on this show ever is uttered by Merle in regards to why he won’t help strangers: “They ain’t never felicitated my piece, it’s my policy!”   Continue reading

The Walking Dead 3.9 – The Suicide King

No one will change my eye pad and it's dirty and smelly and I wanna lollipop and Merle was my friend FIRST.

No one will change my eye pad and it’s dirty and smelly and I wanna lollipop and Merle was my friend FIRST.

Friends, fellow survivors, MRE enthusiasts: welcome back.  Remember how things were falling apart for our group before the hiatus?  Well, they’re still hanging in the balance.  Thank god we still have Daryl and Michonne to hold–

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The Walking Dead 3.8 – Made To Suffer

Daryl Dixon, the greatest survivor of them all (closely followed by Michonne and Glenn for a second place tie), contemplating the meaning of life.  Or just catching his breath; it’s hard to tell with him.

“All this time, running from walkers…. You forget what people do. Have always done.”

~Maggie

Well, that sure as hell was a way to go out on a hiatus and leave us wanting more.  Let’s get right to our support group, shall we?

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The Walking Dead 3.7 – When The Dead Come Knocking

HEY HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF THE WATCHTOWER? HELLO? HELLO WE’RE HERE AS WITNESSES OF JEHOVAH?! H-HELLO?

[Previously on The Walking Dead...]  Holy. Creepy. Sexual-Assaulty. There’s your trigger warning, sleeper cells. And let’s all just talk about how amazing Glenn Rhee is, because I now want my dream spin-off to include Glenn and Maggie with Daryl and Michonne. (Before, I just wanted two shows, one for fightin’ and one for lovin’. No reason we can’t combine them both!)

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