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Hannibal 2.3: Hassun

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Hannibal airs Fridays at 10pm on NBC

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HUMAN LURES! KADE PRURNELL (WHOSE NAME IS JUST RIDICULOUS IN EVERY DIRECTION) THREATENED WILL WITH EXECUTION! WILL GOT A PLASTIC TUBE JAMMED DOWN HIS INNER FLESH TUBE! HANNIBAL GOT INVESTIGATED! JACK AND KATZ ARE KINDA TEAM WILL WHETHER THEY KNOW IT OR NOT!

Okay, I’ll be honest with you–this episode bored the bejesus out of me. Like the actual bejesus. I can’t feel the lord’s love shining down on me anymore. Courtroom dramas are my least favorite dramas of every existing drama, and on episodes that are dialogue-heavy (like this one) writing about it without devolving into just retyping the script is a huge challenge. Factor these two aspects in together, and episodes like Hassun are basically a nightmare for me to recap like I usually do (i.e. very detailed).

So in the interest of me not having to put out something mediocre and forced and unfunny and you not having to read all 4500 words of that mediocre and forced and unfunny nonsense, this one episode will be done more like a review than a full recap, and just kind of touch on the parts that I was all zzzzzzz through.

Regular longwinded overemotional essay-length recaps will continue with the next episode!

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Hannibal 2.2: Sakizuke

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Hannibal airs Fridays at 10pm on NBC

PREVIOUSLY: WILL AND HANNIBAL’S FRIENDSHIP IS OUTTA THIS WORLD! BEDELIA IS TOTALLY UNDER HANNIBAL’S THUMB AND WILLING TO LIE TO PROTECT HIM! A SERIAL KILLING TAXIDERMIST IS PUTTING PEOPLE IN CIRCLES INSIDE A GRAIN SILO.

(This PREVIOUSLY is brought to you by Lectervision. Everything Is Fine And You Are In Control, Hannibal!)

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Hannibal 2.1: Kaiseki

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Hannibal airs Fridays at 10pm on NBC

HEY Y’ALL! It’s been a while! I hope you’ve been well. Me and my flower crown and my kitchen knife have been doing pretty good. Waiting patiently and DEFINITELY not eating any human fleshes. None whatsoever. Not even during ritual sacrifices to somehow speed up time to bring season 2 to us faster.

PREVIOUSLY: SEASON ONE!

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Hannibal 1.13: Savoureux

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Hannibal airs Thursdays at 10pm on NBC

The proper French pronunciation of savoureux is actually save yourself.

PREVIOUSLY: [all of us collectively singing “danny boy,” crying with snot]

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Hannibal 1.10: Buffet Froid

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Hannibal airs Thursdays at 10pm on NBC

YAY WE GOT A RENEWAL!

Hannibal is my favorite show currently on television, and is probably in my top five favorite shows ever at this point. I’m glad NBC realized they had something really special here, and decided not to dick it over. Good job, NBC.

PREVIOUSLY: BIG OL’ TOWER OF PEOPLE; Will knows Abigail killed Nick Boyle; Will agrees to keep tending this secret garden; Hannibal is “worried” about Will and how Will is losing his mind.

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Hannibal 1.09: Trou Normand

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Hannibal airs Thursdays at 10pm on NBC

PREVIOUSLY: Will’s looking at dead people and is spiralling further into a destructive ibuprofen addiction; Will and Alana kissed but SOMEBODY had to go be mature and responsible about the whole thing (not naming any names, Dr. Alana Bloom of Quantico); Abigail shanked the brother of Hannibal’s first I LOVE U WILL GRAHAM macaroni art victim and Hannibal helped her hide the body; and Jack was suspicious of Abigail and whether she helped Garrett Jacob Hobbs commit his murders.

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Hannibal 1.07: Sorbet

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Hannibal airs Thursdays at 10pm on NBC

WHAT’S UP GUYS. I’m sorry this is late, I just got back from visiting family in South Carolina. (We’re cannibals, too, but not the sexy European kind. We’re the hillbilly kind. The Wrong Turn kind. The 2,000 Maniacs! kind. Let’s not talk about it.)

PREVIOUSLY: FREDERICK CHILTON WAS THE WORST EVER AT EVERYTHING; The Former Surgeon Known as Dr. Gideon took credit for the Chesapeake Ripper murders, thanks to a combination of unethical psychiatric methods and an FBI/Freddie Lounds merger; the real Chesapeake Ripper didn’t take too kindly to that and gave Jack an arm belonging to the possibly dead/hopefully just maimed (????? wtf samantha. this show has given me weird priorities) Miriam Lass, his former protege/Will Graham; our Not Benjamin Raspail, Franklin, put a Kleenex on Hannibal’s side table LIKE A GROSS HORRIBLE MONSTER; and Alana and Will have never been alone in a room together.

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Hannibal 1.03: Potage

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Hannibal airs Thursdays at 10pm on NBC

PREVIOUSLY: We met Freddie Lounds and she fucked all the shit up and Will Graham started therapy, but the PREVIOUSLY is mostly a recap of the first episode–Will shot Garrett Jacob Hobbs, but not before Hannibal gave him a killer-2-killer courtesy call.

Before we start, here’s a link to food stylist Janice Poon’s totally charming and informative blog about working on Hannibal–it’s full of recipes, photographs, and lots of interesting tidbits about the food aesthetics for fellow behind-the-scenes nerds.

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Hannibal 1.02: Amuse-Bouche

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Hannibal airs Thursdays at 10pm on NBC

PREVIOUSLY: WILL GOT TOO CLOSE AND EVERYONE WAS REAL MAD ABOUT IT, ESPECIALLY THE SERIAL KILLER HE SHOT TO DEATH. But Hannibal isn’t mad. Hannibal gets you. Hannibal is the only one who understands. Come to Hannibal’s bosom. Hannibal deserves you at your best because he loves you at your worst. Shhh, it’ll be all right.

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