Welcome to Park City, Utah! Ben brings the ho-testants here because he
wants them to experience the outdoors with him. His goal is to remain
open and honest. And hopefully not get saddle sore as he rides a horse
up a rocky mountain. /Motivational Poster Moment as he dismounts. Continue reading
Tonight’s Bachelorette was sponsored by a bottle
and a half of Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc. Wine is the way to go from now on. Less filling, tastes great, and bigger buzz.
We open with the Douches being boring in the cars on their way to Chiang Mai, Thailand. Mr. Overpaid welcomes them to the Mandarin Oriental Dhara Dhevi and tells them to go find their private villa and to have fun. Oh, and by the way, it’s 2-on-1 date week! Uh oh! One douche gets a rose while the other douche gots to goes. (sorry, I really had to stretch for that one.) Continue reading
and getting caught in the rain...
Okay folks, every season we get the boring show and I’m not gonna lie to ya, this one was a freaking snoozer. Big time. I’ll do my best to recap this in a way that won’t put you to sleep. Continue reading
Hi. My name is MelF and I’m an addict to Douchebaggery.
Sorry I’m a week behind folks. But I’m hoping to catch up this week so that next week’s post will so fresh, and so clean, clean!
Episode 2 starts off with the host Chris Harrison announcing that the show has been on for-damn-ever and nothing ever changes and if you don’t get a rose on your 1-on-1 date, then your ass is gone. He gets paid loads of dough to tell us that. I need his job. They really should consider me as hostess. I’m funnier than Chris and I have a great rack. Win/Win.