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True Blood 5.12 – Save Yourself

True Blood airs Sundays at 9PM on HBO

PREVIOUSLY: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! True Blood, it is just like you to go full-hog awesome in the last twenty minutes of the last episode of the season.

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True Blood 5.11 – Sunset

True Blood airs Sundays at 9PM on HBO

PREVIOUSLY: Penultimate episode! Shit is getting realer by the minute!

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True Blood 5.10 – Turn Turn Turn

True Blood airs Sundays at 9PM on HBO

PREVIOUSLY: We were finally introduced to the only way to make it through this show: Oxycontin ground up and put in ginger ale. Also, two or three of the storylines were wrapped up via firearm, and ideally two or three others will be, too.

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True Blood 5.9: Everybody Wants to Rule the World

True Blood airs Sundays at 9PM on HBO
PREVIOUSLY: Show is still bugnuts, previously doesn’t even matter, so LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CURIOSITY LANDING! Who watched the live feed? I was crying and trying to high-five all of the shouting NASA engineers through my computer and my excitement on Twitter made an inspirational Christian quote bot follow me.

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True Blood Episode 5.07: In The Beginning

True Blood airs Sundays at 9PM on HBO
PREVIOUSLY: Laura took over while I was in South Florida fulfilling my contractual obligations as a swamp thing, and from what I gather, the world was deprived of Meloni’s insane booty in a cruel and capricious act of violence perpetrated by Russell Edgington. Nothing else matters. I am despondent. Let us begin.

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