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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 3.12 – Kim Nose Best

This is an ironic toasting of that bad pun, Bravo.

This is an ironic toasting of that bad pun, Bravo.

Fail, Bravo on the pun. FAIL.  Also, Kim so clearly does NOT nose best, because this whole thing started with her saying she liked her nose, but maybe possibly kinda-sorta Kyle didn’t?  GROSS.  Also in this episode: slut shaming, man shaming, pole dancing and Camille flips her shit. Continue reading

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 3.11 – Stars and Strips

Lisa, your face mirrors mine.

Lisa, your face mirrors mine.

These people.  THESE PEOPLE. You know, when you have enough money to think that it’s okay to throw a champagne party for a sixth grader, I just don’t know what to do with you.  Wait, yes I do: pour another glass of wine and cackle.

Also, I think I’ve realized that people in SoCal think there really is a Stargate and are prepping their women for RA by turning them into hairless cats. It was just a movie, folks.

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Real housewives of Beverly Hills 3.10 – Home Is Where The Art Is

Brandi, you need better friends, seriously.

Brandi, you need better friends, seriously.

Brandi continues to get a beat down (yeesh), the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick is a designer to “A-Listers” (I laughed so hard at her list), and Kim sees dead people.  No wonder she always has that deer in the headlight’s stare!

And I don’t think anything makes me happier about this show than when a psychic is brought on.  Clearly I need to ditch the writing gig and start pointing out portals and ghost children to bored, wealthy California ladies. Continue reading

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 3.9 – Moroccan Madness

This poor girl. The producers just have it out for her.

This poor girl. The producers just have it out for her.

Remember how last week the producers forced Brandi to have a drinks with one of her ex-husband’s mistresses in order to lead in Lisa’s new show?  I now believe the producers have it out for Brandi, because DAMN.  This horse they’re beating is just about dead, and there’s no sign of stopping. Continue reading

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 3.8 – Vanderpump Rules

A real girlfriend holds back all the hair, Kyle. Nice krissles - glamour! Bracelet! Shelves! Sbosky krissles.

A real girlfriend holds back all the hair, Kyle. Also, nice krissles – glamour! Bracelet! Shelves! Sbosky krissles.

This episode was a two-fer: our regular ladies plus the slimy tanned bags of desperate flesh that work for Lisa at SUR.  I’m sorry, the “attractive” people that aren’t really waiters and bartenders deep down, but soon-to-be-famous “actors.”    (Is that too harsh?  Look, one girl pronounces “bitch” like “batch.”  I can’t be held accountable for my actions when confronted with that.) Continue reading