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Breaking Bad 5.01 – Live Free or Die

Last season on Breaking Bad (in limerick form, naturally):

There once was a meth god named White
Who was in an unwinnable fight.
So he poisoned a kid
And made Gus blow his lid.
Walt’s gone to the dark side? Damn right.

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Breaking Bad 4.06 – Cornered

“I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? I am the one who knocks!”

Here we are again, back in the back of a refrigerated Los Pollos Hermanos truck. But this time instead of Mike riding shotgun, it’s two random dudes from Gus’s evil empire. Well, it’s more like riding “machine gun” than “shotgun”, but let’s not quibble. The scenario plays out as before, with the truck being stopped en route, the driver begging for his life to no avail, and the fellows in the back preparing to fight to the bitter end while wearing toques. The (other) bad guys learned their lesson the last time, and don’t even bother to shoot up the truck. They simply hook a hose up to the truck’s ventilation system and attach the other end to the truck’s exhaust pipe. Then they eat lunch while they wait for the guys in the truck to die. That’s cold, brother. After all the dying’s over they take a secretly marked bucket of fry batter from the truck and bugger off. Hm, it’s a good thing the cops never find all these sundry dead bodies rotting on the side of the road, or they might start to wonder about the Los Pollos Hermanos people. But I digress.   Continue reading