One of them knows Asian food inside and out. And the other one is Emeril Legasse.
After last week’s Laughalympics (with Bev as Droopy Dog sent home) it’s time for some real cooking, right? Well, this episode didn’t disappoint. The three finalist, Lindsay, Sarah, and Paul, are all buddies out of the kitchen, all business inside the kitchen. No backstabbing, no fighting, it’s got to be a Top Chef first. Continue reading
Uh oh, it's college acceptance letter time.
I don’t know how they packed so much story around all the songs, but well done, Glee. The kids find out which colleges they’re going to, Artie busts a mother truckin’ groove, and even though I cringed in a few places, they rocked the Michael episode. In honor of getting rocked by a Jackson, today’s cocktail is for those who know the backstory on the Jackson 5: The Gary, Indiana. (Better watch yourself, or Joe’ll get the belt!) Continue reading
John Cooper gets a new partner.
The best show on television is back on my screen, and I couldn’t be happier. And once again, they haven’t pulled any punches, they haven’t let the tempo drop, and they haven’t dumbed anything down for the audience. For that alone, I thank you, Amy Biderman and crew.
We open with Sammy and Ben driving through the neighborhood where they see some douchebag beating up a young woman. They light it up, Ben jumps out and races after him (I wonder if they fight over who gets to run? Because they both are runners, and damn good at it.) Sammy drives around front to try and cut the guy off. As Ben jumps up on a tv to hop the fence and the action pauses, we hear:
“Cops wake up every morning different from the rest of us. Our worst nightmare is just their Wednesday.”
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I do want to warn readers that the first story involves animals in distress (none will suffer long-term negative consequences, however.) Animal hoarders are stressful to many of you, I know. This is a very “light” case of animal hoarding; however, the problems go far beyond that. And let’s all take a moment to marvel at the people who are able to go into these situations with smiles on their face and affect real change. Continue reading
The coolest cast on Broadway, the lamest book on my shelf.
Hello! My name is Sister
FeatherStone, and I would like to share with you the most amazing play. That is…actually a musical. A musical that is now in the top five musicals of all time for me. Read that again. Book of Mormon: The Musical is one of the five finest musicals of all time. It’s up there with Les Miz. With Gypsy. Starlight Express. (Aha ha.)
In case you need a refresher, last year I posted a two-part review of the soundtrack, not thinking I would get the chance to see the show on Broadway or see it with the original cast. Well, I’ve now done both and am a better person for it. My thoughts on the music is mostly the same as it was last year, with a few positive changes in perspective now that I’ve seen the production. The “steak knives” line works in context. So I take back my earlier “meh” and raise it to a “ha.” Continue reading
(Sherlock Holmes: a Game of Shadows is in theaters now.)
A "game of shadows" is obscure slang for homoerotic fisticuffs. I would never lie to you about this.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows! More like Sherlock Holmes: a Gayme of Shadows, am I right? (I am right.) Godawful title aside, this sequel was really fun and a worthy successor to the original, though it’s pretty obvious that this is not going to be a franchise where each film is more innovative than the last, plotwise. It’s no big deal, because the characters and the sheer, absolute glee everyone involved seems to have for these movies will be more than enough to carry it forward for the foreseeable future.
Returning from the first film are, duh, Holmes (Robert Downey, Jr.) and Watson (Jude Law). Apparently they made a bet about who could look more like they wanted to have tender kisses in the moonlight. Spoiler alert: both of them won. It’s intense. Also returning are Mary Watson (Kelly Reilly) and Irene Adler (Rachel McAdams), though the latter is more of a cameo. It’s also one of the few things that really bothered me, but that is a discussion for later.
Kim: before she goes ghetto.
This episode marks the next to the last time that I will have to endure Camille’s horribly delivered tagline, “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend, DD is!” She says freedom, but she should have said DD. (DD tried to put it in her contract.)
So, I finally realized that this show is what 90210 thought it could be. Continue reading
A HUGE shock awaits us. Huge. Also, there is a WALL OF TEQUILA in one scene. Seeing that felt like my ancestors were giving me a standing ovation and Bradley Cooper soul kissed me. Before we get into that, it’s the last day in DFW and they’re remembering the FW portion of the locale. Time to head over to Fort Worth, where the West begins: we’re cookin’ up wild game. Continue reading
Their holiday is automatically better than yours. That's the real Chewbacca there!
It’s the one where they forgot the Gays and the Jews! Pfft, what do they have to do with Christmas anyway, right? Since I am sans computer, we’re going without a Special Cocktail today for this Special Episode, but if you pour a generous amount of rum in some eggnog, I’ll join you.
This woman is flawless. Also, her hips don't lie.
It’s the Penultimate Episode!
Remember last week when Friend For Hire DD went bananas, spoiling for a fight? Camille is going to punish her for it this week. Also, Dana returns with the most obnoxious bragging moment ever. Dear Bravo: please feature more of those two trainwrecks. Love, Me. Continue reading