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The Bachelor; Season Sean; Episode 3

Woohoo, it’s Shirtless Sean time! Seriously, is he contractually obligated to a certain amount of time on the show to be shirtless?

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Mr. Overpaid visits the ladies and earns his paycheck by advising them to “Use their time with Sean wisely.” Well done. Cha-CHING! Continue reading

The Bachelor, Season Sean, Episode 2

Sorry for the late posting gang. Inclement weather in Arkansas shut us down, so I wasn’t able to finish watching and writing til today!

Sean may be one of the most boring Bachelors in the history of the show, but who cares as long as he never wears a shirt.

And that’s how we start episode 2…a shirtless Sean exercising his mind arms and legs. Then we follow him into the shower…seriously. Not that I’m complaining…
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The Bachelor; Season Ben; AFTER the Final Rose

After the Final Rose: Where we all get to continue judging Ben and Courtney. I suppose that’s what you get for looking for love in all the wrong TV shows…

This is when shit gets real, yo.

Stand by your girl...or don't. Whatever.

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The Bachelor; Season Ben; The Final Rose

Just in case you didn’t know…it’s “insanely beautiful” in the Alps. And also “Incredible.” Continue reading

The Bachelor; Season Ben; The Women Tell All

The Women Tell All (sorta). Mr. Overpaid says, “This has been the most controversial Bachelor of all the seasons.” Now I’ve been watching this show for a long time, and I guess each season, they must one-up the last season, because Mr. Overpaid says that almost every single Women Tell All.

This is where Mr. Overpaid “shines.” He actually does more than look concerned, remind the girls to use their time wisely, and say “Ladies this is the final rose.” Continue reading

The Bachelor; Season Ben; Episode 9

I’m not gonna lie. This was a hard recap to write…you know why? It was 2 hours of the exact same date. Continue reading

The Bachelor; Season Ben; Episode 8

Tonight on the Bachelor…the girls take Ben home to meet the parents and Lindzi’s horse…Oh wait, just Lindzi wants to introduce him to her horse. And let’s be honest, we all hope that is NOT a euphemism. Continue reading

The Bachelor; Season Ben; Episode 7

So many HOs. So little time.

We begin episode 7 in Belize with Ben saying he’s in a perfect place as we see him driving yet another giant phallic symbol across the ocean. He admits that the “feelings are there” but he’s not ready to say the words yet. Continue reading

The Bachelor; Season Ben; Episode 6

Hello fans. I’m sorry I’m a week late, I’ve had some ongoing health issues. I apologize, but honestly, with the awesome pain meds I was on, this recap would have more closely resembled bad math than English.

Jungle Love Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh!

Usually I start my recaps off with something like “The ho-testants arrive in X and Mr. Overpaid, blah, blah, blah.” Well, today, I’m able to offer you something different. This episode, Mr. Overpaid is not available for day one in Panama, so this week’s role of Mr. Overpaid is being played by, Bachelor Ben. That’s right. He’s pulling double duty! He delivers the news that there will be a 1-on-1 date, a group date, and a 2-on-1 date.

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The Bachelor; Season Ben; Episode 5

Ben is very happy about dating 11 beautiful women in Puerto Rico this week. EminEmily is already talking about Courtney. Courtney says EminEmily better watch her back. Continue reading