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The Bachelorette; Season Emily; The Finale & After the Final Rose


These episodes are now referred to as The Sleeping Pill. There is no way you could stay awake watching them. Continue reading

The Bachelorette; Season Emily; Men Tell All

Here’s the thing about the Men/Women Tell All episodes: They have about 15-20 minutes of moments that are worth watching. The remaining 100 minutes is spent reliving all the best and worst moments of the season. (on camera and off). Continue reading

The Bachelorette; Season Emily: The Final Three

We arrive in Curacao where we see Emily looking ever so perfect being the king of the world on her own private boat ride. She’s very excited about being in Curacao and can’t believe three of the greatest guys she’s ever met are on their way just to date her. Continue reading

The Bachelorette; Season Emily; Hometown Dates

Hello my friends of the internets! This week’s recap is late because I have been without the internets since Sunday! WHAT? How have I survived? I’m not gonna lie, it was tough. But the wine helped.

So this week Emily visits with the final four and meets their families. Sometimes the family meetings are fun, and sometimes…eh.
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The Bachelorette; Season Emily; Episode 7

Welcome to Prague. The perfect city to whittle down your step baby-daddy list!
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The Bachelorette; Season Emily; Episode 6

In this episode of Will You Be My Baby Daddy The Bachelorette, Continue reading

The Bachelorette; Season Emily; Episode 5

(I apologize for being tardy to the bachelorette party, but we had some weather-related issues and I wasn’t able to finish my recap until today.)

I've got your baggage right here. *grabs package*

Welcome to episode 5: In which Emily proves she has a bigger dick than the biggest dick of them all. Continue reading

The Bachelorette; Season Emily; Episode 4

This episode has been tentatively renamed Tears of a Douche.

Apparently Emily is bringing her daughter along on this entire journey to find true tv love. Which is cool. I’m kinda liking Emily more and more, and I never thought I’d say that about any bachelorette. Continue reading

The Bachelorette; Season Emily; Episode 3

The new title for this episode is now: Will You Be My BabyDaddy?

Momma brings Emily breakfast in bed and they talk about how Ricki is doing just fine with her dating 25 different dudes and pretending she’s not dating anyone. Continue reading

The Bachelorette; Season Emily; Episode 2

KISS ME, KERMIE!

Tonight’s show opens with Emily meeting a group of friends at the park; they talk about how excited they all are about her dates this week. Then we see Mr. Overpaid explaining the show to the Douchetestants, because you know, otherwise how can he justify his paycheck? Continue reading