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The Bachelorette: season Ashley; The Men Tell All

They all have on panties. Probably boyshorts. Maybe a ruffle or two.

Tonight on this special edition of the Bachelorette: The Men Wear Panties Tell All

And the crowd goes wild with a standing ovation as Mr. Overpaid takes the stage and sets up the story of Ashley’s amazing journey to find love. Continue reading

The Bachelorette: Season Ashley episode 2

Hi. My name is MelF and I’m an addict to Douchebaggery.

Sorry I’m a week behind folks. But I’m hoping to catch up this week so that next week’s post will so fresh, and so clean, clean!

Episode 2 starts off with the host Chris Harrison announcing that the show has been on for-damn-ever and nothing ever changes and if you don’t get a rose on your 1-on-1 date, then your ass is gone. He gets paid loads of dough to tell us that. I need his job. They really should consider me as hostess. I’m funnier than Chris and I have a great rack. Win/Win.
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The Bachelorette: Season Ashley episode 1

The Bachelorette can be seen Monday nights at 8|7c on ABC.

I have a LOVE/HATE/LOVE relationship with all things Bachelor/Bachelorette. This show is all things awesome and horrid, swirling around together in a vat of WTF. I swear after every season that I WILL NOT WATCH THIS AGAIN and then what happens? I sit on my couch with my giant tub of cheesy-poofs and a beer and I EAT IT UP. (the cheesy-poofs and the show.) I know this makes me a boob in every way and somehow, I am okay with that. (And let’s face it, so are you which is why you’re reading this. Admit it. You’re eating cheesy-poofs right now.) Continue reading