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Buffy’s about to have a couple of pretty crappy days

Well suckers, here we are. The last episode of season one. Things are about to get cray-cray, as you young kids say. You guys still say that, right? Cowabunga!

Previously: We learned that Cordy has layers and can be pretty decent but then she kinda went back to her old self and that was that :sad face: Buffy defeated an invisible girl and still longs for her old days of being popular. Yeah yeah yeah, we get it, Buffy. I guess having Giles, Willow and Xander isn’t enough. Angel/David Boredom gave Giles the Book of Codex, stayed away from Buffy, and looked depressed and beautiful AS ALWAYS.

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My reaction when I finally finished writing this recap

YOU GUYS. I’m so glad to finally get this post up. It’s been an incredibly busy time and I’m still in the thick of things. Holidays and restaurant openings are time consuming, yo. And I still have so many 12 hour workdays ahead of meeeeee :'(

Previously: So many nightmares! Willow had to sing opera in front of a booing crowd! Giles thought Buffy was dead! Buffy thought her Dad hated her! Cordy had bad hair! Xander went to class practically naked! Xander punched a scary clown! A little kid got viciously beaten into a coma! But it’s all good cause we got to see Xander in his underpants! We all rejoiced.

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I’m here to stake vamps and chew bubblegum…and I’m all out of bubblegum.

Previously: Talent show! Cordy sings, a tuba player tubas, a ventriloquist and his dummy have a steamy romance (not really) and Buffy, Willow and Xander perform some Oedipus Rex. Also: RIP ballet dancer, ventriloquist and Sid the Dummy. We’ll never forget you! Except we already have!

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Talent show? More like…no-talent show. Amirite??

Previously on a very special episode of BTVS: Oh my effing god what a terrible episode. Joss let us all know the dangers of the INTERNET. Willow gets a boyfriend. An INTERNET boyfriend that is. A demon was released into the INTERNET – YES THE INTERNET – by scanning the pages of the book it was trapped in. Some red shirts showed up and were killed. RIP Red Shirts! We’ll never speak of you again! Just like we’ll never again speak of this episode. Jenny Calendar shows up. Giles hates THE INTERNET. I can’t continue talking about this episode anymore.

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ROMANCE. Internet-style.

Previously: Buffy loves Angel. Angel loves Buffy. Darla tries to tempt Angel to kill Buffy but he doesn’t bite. Haha, get it? Bite? Darla has a guns that never run out of ammo and shoots at Buffy forever. Angel finally dusts Darla. RIP Darla! We’ll never forget you! No seriously, we won’t. The Anointed Colin does absolutely nothing so I don’t even know what the big deal is about him rising.

Guys. Guys. I seriously groaned when I read the title of the next episode for me to recap. It’s been so long since I’ve watched this season that I’m forgetting a lot of what happened and finding myself pleased at how witty and clever the episodes are. However, I seem to recall hating this stupid episode so let’s see if I’m going to change my mind. TO THE RECAP!

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Xander uses his super-hearing for evil, not good.

Previously: Buffy liked a mysterious, poetry-book-carrying brooding guy. No, not Angel/David Borenasal. Owen. It was Owen. Remember? They went on a date. RIP, Owen! We’ll never forget y-oh wait. He didn’t die. Also, Buffy and the gang totes thought they stopped the Anointed One from rising but they DID NOT. Dummies.

And guys. GUYS. This is one of my favourite episodes. Xander, you saucy, intense, sexy beast, you. I am so excited to do you. WAIT. I meant, excited to do this recap. Heh.

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Who’s ready for some awkward-looking dancing?

Previously: A teacher believed in Buffy, so obviously he had to go. Aaaaaaaaand he was promptly murdered. Well, that sucked. RIP Dr. Gregory! We’ll never forget y-
So anyways, a younger, hotter, femaley-er teacher showed up and all the boys liked her, including Xander. But she was a She-Mantis and wanted to mate, then kill him. Me too! Oh, except for the killing. Buffy used her slayer strength AND her brain to defeat her. I’m sure Buffy will use her brain powers in future seasons to help herself out of a bad situation and land a great job. Oh…wait…

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Xander does not have any cool moves under pressure.

Previously: Xander gave Buffy an I.D. bracelet but she didn’t catch on that he loves her. Willow loves Xander but he didn’t catch on that she loves him. I love Giles but he didn’t catch on that I love him. Oh, and there was a witch.

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RIP I.D. bracelet. We’ll never forget you!

Previously: Jesse got turned. Xander accidentally staked him. RIP Jesse. We’ll never forg-oooh look a hamster!…hmmm…what was I talking about? Oh well.
So anyways, The Master tried to break free by using Luke the Minion as a personal drinking machine. Buffy promptly dusted him and saved the world. No one besides Willow, Xander and Giles cared, because Sunnydale is a town filled with ingrates.

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The coyest vampire in town

Previously: Buffy moved to Sunnydale, where nothing unusual could ever, ever happen. Vampires show up and act like total jerks. Buffy goes to rescue Willow, Xander and Jessie but gets her ass kicked. We experience the worst freeze-frame ending known to mankind.

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